A WHALE OF A TIME IN ALASKA

Captain Mike's Boat and some Killers













Shore Lunch for 250











I-POD of Killers








Out On A Date










Get ready go............

An Indian on a Arizona reservation ran electricity to the reservations outdoor biffys. He became known as the first person to wire a head for a reservation!

Two sons of an Indian chief got sales jobs at 3M and became very successful. It made their father very proud to have red sons in the sales set.

A door to door salesman was very busy and decided to have himself cloned so he could be twice as productive. He told his clone: You work that side of the street and I'll work this side. Later that same day he found out that his clone had treated all his customers terribly, he was obnoxious and obscene and was ruining his reputation. He took the clone to the edge of town where there was a very steep cliff. He told the clone to peer over the edge, and when he did the salesman pushed him and the clone fell about 95 feet to his death. The salesman was arrested that evening for making an obscene clone fall.

An Indian goes to a shrink and says Doc you gotta help me, one night I dream I'm a wigwam and the next night I dream I'm a tepee, Doc says: You've got to learn to relax your to tense.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine during root canal surgery? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, I will just have the eggs Benedict. His order came a while later and it was served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, What's with the hubcap? The waiter says. There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

There was a man who entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her friend that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her friend responds, But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.