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Thursday, June 01, 2006

"Some More Fishing"


I had better get a picture of myself in here with my bait fish. The fish I caught with this bait was simply to big to fit in the frame. I could not back up any further in the boat to fit it all in so I can only show you the bait I used to catch it.
You can view the actual fish I caught in the previous post.

Went to the funeral of a classmate of mine from North High in North St, Paul this morning. It serves as a good reminder that we are all standing in the queue at Universal Studios to experience "Back to the Future" not the movie but the real ride we will all take one day in the near future. How many of us seriously think about that day? Hey buddy the lines moving. My bags are packed.

MORE THOUGHTS

152. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

153. Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

154. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE.

155. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

156. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the as the "Jags", and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee "Titans"?

157. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one actually enjoys it?

158. There are three religious truths: (a.) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
(b.) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Church.
(c.) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

159. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

160. If people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

161. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

162. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

163. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

164. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

165. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts” and you put your two cents in... . what happens to the other penny?

166. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

167. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

168. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

169. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but the person who drives a race car not called a racist?

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