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Saturday, June 03, 2006

All The Presidents Men




The Acorn Doesn't Fall To Far From The Tree

Jimmy's Seductive Wispy Look

Bills "Retro" Look

Questions To Ponder

170. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

171. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

172. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

173. “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

174. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

175. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

176. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

177. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

176. The early bird may get the worm..... but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

177. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

178. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

179. Light travels faster than sound........ That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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