Here's the man,
er I mean here's
the secretary of
the fence.
SOME MORE QUESTIONS TO PONDER
131. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
132. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
133. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
134. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
135. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
136. Why is it that our American children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
137. Can you cry under water?
138. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
139. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
140. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
2 comments:
10 a day, just about right to digest....#137. Ask David Blaine. Weirdo.
The secretary of de -fence looks like some of the nuns I had in grade school. Sorry Sr. Mary Geneva.
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