Search This Blog

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy

Summer has arrived so there is not much time for
sitting at the computer.

Jimmy Carter, pictured here, has been busy in retirement
building homes and raising peanuts. It would appear he is
also involved in other activities.

MORE QUESTIONS TO PONDER


121. Why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on Start?

122. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

123. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

124. Why is it that the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

125. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

126. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

127. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

128. Is it OK to use the AM radio in the after noon?

129. What do you call a male ladybug?

130. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jimmy Carter? Don Knotts long lost brother perhaps, or am I the only one to see a resemblance?

Blog Archive

About Me

My photo
Stillwater, Minnesota, United States
"IF THERE WERE NO GOD, THERE WOULD BE NO ATHEISTS" G.K. Chesterton