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MORE QUESTIONS TO PONDER

91. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

92. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

94. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

95. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

96. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

97. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

98. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

99. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

100. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

101. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

102. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

103. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

104. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

105. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

106. How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when you're in space?

107. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

108. If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

109. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

110. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no-one would eat?

111. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

112. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

113. What do people in China call their good plates?

114. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

115. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to
their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?

116. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

117. Why don't you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery?”

118. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

119. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

120. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?