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Friday, April 21, 2006

TIME TO GO FISHING


This is the latest advancement in fishing technology. The "Eagle Eye Fish Locator" It will hit the shelves in mid May. I believe it will become an indispensable tool in the fine art of fishing.
I have been testing the beta version and it works great in clear shallow still water. However at full throttle the locator has a tendency to fall out of the boat. Like all beta versions there are still a few bugs to be worked out.



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TIME FOR SOME MORE QUESTIONS TO PONDER

81. Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?

82. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

83. When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?

84. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

85. Why do they call it the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

86. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

87. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

88. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

89. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

90. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?

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