Here comes summer!

Time to pack away the old snowblower and tune up the lawn mower. I sharpened the blades on both my riding mower as well as my walk behind. Cutting the grass feels so good after a long winter, just like blowing the snow feels good the first couple of times, after that it becomes drudgery. Thank God for the change of seasons.

Pictured here is my heavy duty snow blower. Up here in Minnesota you absolutely need a V8 engine with a blower. With this rig I can blow snow clear over to the next county.

Today however is one of those perfect spring days, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, signs of new life everywhere. It doesn't get any better.

Some More Questions to Ponder

71. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

72. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

73. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

74. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

75. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

76. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

77. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

78. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

79. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

80. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?