Abdicate - to give up all thought of having a flat stomach
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\- A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
Atheism (n.) a non-prophet organization.
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\ - What a bullfighter tries to do
Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\ - Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette \burn'-a-det\ - The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\ - What a crook sees with
Bustard (n.), a very rude Metrobus driver.
Bigamist – Extensive foggy conditions in Italy
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
Carcinoma (n), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
Coffee - the person coughed upon
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Control \kon-trol'\ - A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\ - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Eclipse \i-klips'\ - What an English barber does for a living
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ - A clumsy ophthalmologist
Fjord - Swedish Automobile
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Flashlight - A case for holding dead batteries
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
Frisbatarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Glibido: All talk and no action
Heroes \hee'-rhos\ - What a guy in a boat does
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