Pictured, Commander Mike Buzan steps into the cockpit of the newly acquired Stealth Bomber. It has been reported that the Air Force has been having difficulty keeping track of the aircraft.
President Bush Sings: http://www.motionbox.com/video/basic_player/1c99dcb592
Did you hear about the exhibitionist who wanted to retire? He changed his mind and decided to STICK IT OUT FOR ANOTHER YEAR!
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
The “Invisible Man” walks into a medical clinic and tells the nurse he has to see a doctor immediately, the nurse goes into the doctors office and says: I have the “Invisible Man” waiting in the lobby and he would like to talk to you right now. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him right now!
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Octopus? I don’t know, but you should see that son of a gun pick lettuce!
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new.
A woman was telling her friend , “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” Asked the friend. The woman replied, “A multimillionaire”.
What’s the difference between a light bulb and being pregnant? You can always unscrew a light bulb!
Two potatoes are walking in Times Square, how do you know which one is a prostitute? The one that says Idaho!
Why don’t sea gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay gulls.
Why did the Amish women divorce her husband? He was driving her buggy!
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom says, “Why?! I’m a fun guy!”
What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? “Hey y’all... Watch this!”
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