Who Is Right?

My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"
I replied "Dust".

And that's how the fight started.....


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3
seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started......


I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It
warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....


I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

And Finally Here is a picture of Carolyn on the left (my sister in-law) and my wife Jane on the right.
These are the women my brother in-law Mike and I have been fighting with for the last several decades.
Both Mike and I have come to the conclusion that they are always in the right, and we are always wrong.
Thank God for such inteligent women!



Carolyn & Jane