SEX

Did you hear about the thieves who stole an entire shipment of Viagra?
Police say they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

According to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
Funf.

It's only premarital sex if you're intending to get married.

What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks.

The woman sitting next to me on the plane said she couldn't help but notice the book I was reading.

"Yes, it's about finding sexual satisfaction. It's interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indian and Polish men are the best lovers?"

That is interesting, by the way my name is Jill. Whats yours?

Flying Cloud Kowaski. Nice to meet you.

A woman approaches a man in a bar and says, "Hi. You look lonely. I'll do anything you want for two hundred dollars." The guy says, "Okay how about you paint my house.